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SAM? Foundation? A-Levels?

Law? Psychology? Tourism? Media? Graphics? Language? Events management?

Australia? Singapore? UK?

confused girl is confused.

panicked

i am so sick and tired of spm.

everywhere i go it's like spm spm spm spm spm spm x364345093445

sign on to twitter, more than half my timeline are the form 5's talking about studying, counting down the days, having panic attacks, doing study spams.

sign on to facebook, see status updates about the same things.

anywhere i go, somehow i will find something relevant to spm == or at least my brain will find some way to connect it.

LITTLE BOY PUSHING WEIGHING SCALE TO 14KG AND THE ONLY THING I COULD SAY WAS "140 NEWTONS!" WTH?

every single conversation i have leads to spm.

i was just texting meganbb about BOYS and then we complained about it. not boys, spm lol. yeah, i don't see the connection either.

constantly getting panic attacks multiple times in a day.

i want this to be over so badly but i don't want spm to be here so soon cos i need more time. we all need more time.

uggghhh, i'm going to start pulling my hair out.

can i just go hide under my blanket until everything is done?

even this post has the word spm repeated so many friggin times ==

days to spm: 20.. something. i'm lazy to go check my planner

days till the end of schoo: +17 days to the day spm starts. i think.

CHAINUH

was amazing.

surprisingly.

seeing as i wasn't looking forward to the trip to begin with.

and now i'm back for only 2 days and i'm already missing it.

it was kind of a tiny escape from everything over here.

and spm lololol.

which is in 28 days.

i would blog about the whole trip but then it'll be too long and it'll take me forever to remember everything so i'll just post the pictures on facebook soon. i hope.

but yes, the trip was awesome.

spent time with the extended family.

met new people.

FINALLY GOT TO BALIK KAMPUNG HAHA

ate the same variety of food for 8 friggin days. not fun.

i'm craving for mcd's now ):

i also came back home sick.

i blame the weather.

kthxbai!

recap

27/09:

hate bm. paper 2 went well. paper 1 uhh.. i think i terpesong ): and the ending for my part a was damn shitty cos my contact lens decided to be a bitch ==

i am thanking google if i get higher than a C.

28/09:

english was.. idek what to say about it. kena mindrape sikit by paper 1.

paper 2 was better besides the fact i got handcramps while writing super long ass essay in which meganbb calls me a wuss HAHA

29/09:

maths was.. meh. so many careless mistakes that could've boosted my total percentage ): i feel so dumb now.

surprisingly found paper 1 easier than paper 2. which you know, is not normal.

30/09:

add maths paper was mindrape at its best. that's all i'm going to say.

01/10:

shouldn't have been paranoid over the stupid definitions that i had already memorised since first term and should've concentrated on stupid kandungan akademik.

was asked to list out the badan sukarelawan or something along those lines and rela came into my mind but then i convinced myself my brain was making desperate attempts, contorting words into answers from the questions, to give answers so i didn't write it down and it was a correct answer ==

and dear government, "apakah kepentingan cukai kepada negara?" are you guys trying to tell us something?

04/10:

biology was.. meh. wrote a whole load of bullshit in paper 2. spelled vertabrae as vertabrae. TWO MARKS I KNEW I COULD'VE HAVE GOTTEN STUPID CARELESS MISTAKES DFKJNSDFNS

06/10:

bio and chem paper 3. i have absolutely no idea what to say about the papers, srsly.

on one hand it was, like megan says, a bitch and four pups. but on the other hand it went pretty smooth :S

07/10:

sejarah went really well ehehehhe besides the fact that paper 1 was a little difficult.

3 MORE SUBJECTS, 6 MORE PAPERS. AJA!

08/10:

chemistry paper 1 was mindrape right there. like wth was up with that paper?!

so exhausted right now i can't even think properly.

11/10:

"diagram shows three boxes in contact with each other. which of the following temperatures show that they're in thermal equilibrium?"

dumbest question ever HAHA

paper 2 was ):

ONE MOAR PAPER

12/10:

stupid submarine experiment make me stress (thanks ah, howie :P) then i found out which experiment it was and i only read it 10 minutes before the paper.

i hope i didn't screw my formulas up :S

TRIALS ARE OVER *hippo dance*

next, SPM.

days to spm: 41

days till the end of school: 57

kthxbai!

10/10/10

things i did:

- woke up at 5.30am for the walk for sight. not fun when you've only had 2 hours of sleep

- led someone blindfolded on friggin main roads (which is not easy) and got ditched by bala and chris who cheated wtf

- almost made 3 people fall into the drain cos i said left instead of right HAHA

- recalled bad memories and made new awesome ones at a&w

- slept for 4 hours eventho i was only supposed to sleep for 2. but whatev, sleep = good

- photographed and babysat kids while stealing all their food ehehehe

- panicked over physics and then decided to not care and slept through the whole night (kinda regret it, kinda don't)

- missed 10:10:10 ): now i have to wait for 11:11:11 on 11/11/11

random thing of the day:

after the walk and we were all sitting down and chilling, i was folding an rm10 note into a heart. suddenly, this lady comes up to me and points at something asking to change it. i looked down and saw the badge the leos gave us for free so i thought she wanted to change it for her son. turns out she wanted to exchange my folded rm10 note for an unfolded one wtf.

it was a pretty good day (:

days to spm: 44

days till the end of school: 60

kthxbai!

megan chng's bio lesson

with this lesson, you will never fail.

i told her she'll be teaching my kids LOLOLOL

(this was taken from skype btw so it's basically her talking to me lol not an actual lesson she typed out for the world, which she did do on twitter tho)

THE VERTEBRAL COLUMN

YOUR SPINE HORRR GOT 33 BONES

7 + 12 + 5 + 5 + 4

7 cervical, 12 thoracic, 5 lumbar, 5 sacral ,4 caudal

first two in the cervical got special names coz they special lah!

the first one is called the atlas, and it has a massive vertebral foramen, coz it's where the spinal cord first goes into from the brain, so its like bigger than the rest of the bones coz the spinal cord tapers down as it goes down

2nd cervical vertebra is called the axis. axis, like how it sounds like, allows the head to turn left and right, with this thing called the ODONTOID process (ok how can you not remember a name like odontoid. its like, pikachu. memorable. wtf) then there's the rest of the cervical vertabrae that no one gives a fuck about. all cervical vertebrae have transverse foramen which are holes that allow blood vessels and nerves to pass. anything with a 'foramen' is basically an opening for stuff to go through

NOW WE GOT THORACIC VERTEBRAE

12, because we got 12 pairs of ribs. dere4 (wtf) the ribs articulate with the thoracic vertebrae. they have spinous processes that are LONG and pointed DOWNWARDS like YO MAMA'S DICK (what the fuck?) spinous and transverse processes are points of attachment for muscles and ligaments.

next we have the lumbar vertebrae, 5. now lumbar is exactly what is sounds like. FAT AND ROUND LOL it has a massive centrum, which is bigger than any other kind of vertebrae coz the lumbar vertebrae have to support the majority of the upper body's weight. so like ya. huuuuugeee centrums, and they're rounder than the rest of the vertebrae. they're kind of like the sumos of the vertebrae family

now we have the 5 sacral and the 4 caudal. the 5 sacral bones fuse to form the sacrum, which is one big bone. i have no idea why they couldn't have just categorised it as ONE bone instead of 5.. but ok.

the 4 caudal bones fuse to form the coccyx, which is under the sacrum. again, one bone, but considered as four fused into one what the fuck

K SUPPORT SYSTEM IN PLANTS

AQUATIC PLANTS GOT 2 TYPES

submerged plants have thin, flexible leaves so that they won't be fucked over when the currents of the water decide to rape them with their pulling and pushing action, they also have air sacs to stay upright

floating plants are like submerged plants... except they float. WTF. they have broad leaves that are flexible enough to withstand the buttraping from the waves

they also have aerenchyma tissues in the stems + leaves, which is like a fancy way of saying they have air sacs -_-

OOGENESIS

OOGENESIS BEGINS EVEN BEFORE WE'RE FUCKEN BORN, BECAUSE SOME MOTHERFUCKER DECIDED TO MAKE US AS COMPLEX AS HELL. (i think his name is god, but whatever)

SO. primordial germ cells mitosis into OOGONIUM. which grow into PRIMARY OOCYTES

then the primary oocytes get fancy dresses(follicle cells) and a fancy new name, primary follicles, but people still call them primary oocytes too which gives us a mindfuck like hello identity crisis much? but whatver

so the primary follicle/primary oocyte undergoes meiosis until PROPHASE 1 ONLY.

THEN, A BABY GIRL IS BORN. *shining light*

fast forward to puberty,

the primary oocyte completes meiosis 1 to become some deformed motherfucker because they're not equal, the 1st polar body is smaller than the 2ndary oocyte

then the 2ndary oocyte undegoes meiosis II UNTIL METAPHASE II BECAUSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE LIKE WOMEN THEY NEVER SEE TO MAKE THEIR MINDS UP ABOUT ANYTHING. but because they're like women they like clothes too so they get a new set of digs so now they're a 2ndary follicle too

the 1st polar body also unergoes meiosis II but no one gives a fuck because they ended up being the sacrificial lamb anyway so boo freaking hoo moving on

the 2ndary oocyte starts to grow in the 2ndary follicle (stupid mofo never wanna make their mind up but oookay.) the 2ndary FOLLICLE grows into this big badass motherfucker called the GRAFFIAN FOLLICLE

EVERY 28 FUCKEN DAYS, THE GRAFFIAN FOLLICLE ATTACHES ITSELF TO THE OVARIAN WALL AND FUCKEN EXPLODES, RELEASING THE HIROSHIMA BOMB THAT IS THE 2NDARY OOCYTE.

this explosion is known as ovulation

IF PENETRATION (in both senses) OCCURS, meiosis II is complete. ya, stupid 2ndary oocyte is like bella swan, cannot continue anything unless it a sparkly motherfucker to penetrate her. i mean. sperm.

2ndary oocyte forms the ovum, which is where the magic happens

as well as the 2nd polar body, which, again, no one gives about. poor mofo.

IF NO PENETRATION/SECKS OCCURS, AND AFTER THE EXPLOSION OF THE GRAFFIAN FOLLICLE, it develops into corpus luteum, which will degenerate and end up staining our beds, our underwear and make us feel like renesmee is trying to be the cutthroat bitch that se is

if secks occurs, the corpus luteum stays and continues producing progesterone and oestrogen.

nanananannana BATMAN!

btw, i like it on your table ;)

unmotivated

i've only sat for one week of papers.

5 subjects.

9 papers.

i have 5 (because we have to sit for sivik ==) subjects to go, 12 papers more.

i'm already so unmotivated.

someone gimme semangat can? ):