Friday, December 18, 2009

pedophilia

i can haz theez boi plox?

i am a pedophile, shut up LOL
my life in bullet points because bullet points pwns everything.
  • sitting in front of the laptop (because my computer still isn't working) and soaking up computer rays
  • coming online just cos i need my purdy azn boiz fix on tumblr/youtube and to check if my bbs are online (i honestly don't do anything else)
  • weird sleeping patterns ==
  • I HAVE NOT DONE ANY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING *DIES*
  • form 5 in less than a month (because i am lazy to count the days)
  • drowning myself in nicholas sparks (because he pwns too)
  • being a pedophile because of that kiut little thing up there ^
  • talking in lolzspk too much (because it pwns too)
  • project wall of awesome in my room (details later in the post)
  • watching project for awesome :D
yes, this is my life right nao.
i am a loser, shut up.

SOO WHAT IS PROJECT WALL OF AWESOME?!
well, meganbb started her very own wall of awesome in her room so i decided to do one as well on the wall next to my bed.
and it will be covered in posters, quotes, movie tickets, concert tickets, my boarding pass from amsterdam (lulz), pictures and whatever else i find awesome.
any ideas would be nice :D

p/s: if you do not know what project for awesome is, YOU are the loser. GOOGLE IT!

kthxbai.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Joseph Ducreux FTW


i'm sure most of you know about joseph ducreux memes now right? lulz.
if you don't, joseph ducruex is the guy in the picture and there's an olden day version of song lyrics in the picture.
so, translate that into modern day language.
WHO CAN GUESS THE SONG?!

socially awkward hippos ftw

AUTHOR'S NOTE: You'd probably not want to read this post because it might bore you to death but go ahead anyway so you can laugh at megan chng's fails :)

roughly 8 hours (i'm too lazy to actually find out the actual times) of unfiltered hippo today ♥ ♥ ♥

what we did?
kinokuniya to check out purdy azn boiz, find alia who was lost at the entrance (rofl), delifrance for brunch along with awesomesauce random conversations including cute undies that were indeed present the whole time, kinokuniya again but this time to squee at purdy azn boiz, to the playground for more awesomesauce bonding time and then off to british council.

Miz Chngae had three total fails today :) reblogging from alia cos she does it better than me.

Three moments of Megan Fails:

1. Because we are best friends and therefore telepathically connected, we stalked her up the staircase to her classroom at British Council. We here means Lydia and myself, with our dork levels super high thanks to being surrounded by so many intelligent brains. Of course we are the only teenagers in the world who would think, "Ooh! We have two hours of free time! Let's explore British Council! 8D" Bb I love you. =D Anyway, here's a point to be taken- the walls of the classrooms are made of glass. So Lydia and I stand outside Megan's class, and, like, you know, put our stalking faces on. xD ..She doesn't see us. She runs out (barefoot!), looks at something on the wall, runs back in.... and still doesn't see us. I can't remember what exactly we said (somewhere between a yell and a laugh, lol), but she finally turns around and says, says, says, "Eh?"

If you weren't so smart, I'd call you an airhead. :3

2. Exploring British Council took up all of fifteen minutes, so there was still a lot of time left. Naturally, being the Cool and Hip kids that we are, we gravitate towards the nearest air-conditioned place; Coffee Bean. Lyds treated me to a muffin. And we proceeded to.. squee. It is unfortunate, but there is really no other word for it. Then, at three thirty, lo and behold Miss Megan walks into Coffee Bean for a break. SHE DOES NOT SEE US. WE WERE SITTING AT THE WINDOW WTF MEGAN. She then proceeds to walk back out, STILL NOT SEEING US.

We then watched and laughed while she walked the wrong direction on her way back.

So, yeah, I called her before she could go back up to her classroom and she was like, "Eh?"

:facepalms with Lyds:

3. It's time for the Hippo Day to end, saaadly. Afraid Abang Yanto would arrive before Megan came down, we decided to save time by going straight to the British Council building instead. We were sitting on the sofas near the information counter, in plain sight of the staircase.

Anybody want to take a guess at what Megan Chng does as she passes where we were sitting?

If you answered "walk right past us again", YOU ARE CORRECT. No prizes given, sorry. :p

So I call her again, and this time, she does NOT say "Eh?" but opts for a more complete sentence which was- "OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU GUYS AGAIN DIDN'T I."

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we still love you, bb :)
but i still can't believe you walked the wrong way to go back to class :P

time spent in coffee bean was for even more squeeing and almost tears as me and alia exchanged stories about arashi, super junior, korea, japan, england and our trip around the world (hopefully)
we actually took turns to talk about arashi and super junior, no joke lulz.

and we bought a journal from kinokuniya that's so pretty (<3) that shall be the travelling pants of the socially awkward hippos for the year of 2010.
i sense an awesomesauce year coming up.

we haz to do this again okay guuiseee? :D

wow, wordy poooost. awesome possum.

kthxbai!

Monday, December 14, 2009

to megan chng mei kuen

  1. because you're one of my best friends
  2. because you're awesome
  3. because you make me laugh
  4. because you're a cheerleader and yet you don't have an IQ of an ostrich
  5. because you could kick the hulk's sorry green ass
  6. because you put up with my constant obsession with super junior
  7. because without you, i probably wouldn't be sane right now
  8. because you agreed to be a part of our socially awkward group, without hesitation
  9. because you make my day
  10. because you have such a gorgeous personality
  11. because you are beautiful, in every single way possible
  12. because i love you :)
  13. because you rock my totally boring world
  14. because you deserved to be loved
  15. because you put up with my lame ass puns
  16. because you are megan chng mei kuen.
kthxbai!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Christmas!

so i haz my christmas wishlist :D surprisingly its not much this year. so here it is:
  1. dear john by nicholas sparks I BOUGHT IT MYSELF LULZ
  2. the twishite saga: new moan
  3. super junior's super show 2 photobook and dvd
  4. anything at all related to super junior lulz
  5. 2010 year planner
  6. mph vouchers :D
  7. clothes, because a girl can never have enough
  8. a light saber, i kid you not
  9. paper towns by john green
  10. a dream catcher
and i can't think of anything else LOL
but if you are getting me something *hint hint*, anything you'd think i like would do :)

kthxbai!

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two more!
  1. stationery (post-its, sharpies, pilot pens, A LOT OF REFILLS LOL)
  2. the last song by nicholas sparks
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i haz more!
  1. super junior's super show dvd
  2. let it snow by john green, maureen johnson and lauren myracle
i don't think you guys are actually gonna get me the suju stuff right?
but a girl can dream :)
(i know i am obsessed, shut up.)