Wednesday, December 30, 2009

i love you bb

taken from meganbb's blog HAHA

(note: this paragraph and messages in the cbox have been deleted because i don't want stupid questions from anyone :/)

kthxbai!

/edit
holy shit LOL i'm reading my posts from 2008!
I SOUND LIKE SUCH A BRAT!
and i never realized this but i've had this blog since march 2007 (2007 posts were deleted last year)
wao, two years already :/
BUT OMG I WAS SUCH A BRAT, I FEEL LIKE DELETING ALL MY 2008 POSTS AS WELL LMAO
and what a camwhore i was LOL *malu*

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

goodbye 2009

i cannot actually believe that 2010 will be here in a few days.
and i cannot believe i will be in form 5 and an official spm candidate.

so, i was bored and i made a list of 16 things (if you ask why 16, you are a loser ==) that happened to me this year.
  1. got into science stream
  2. became a prefect
  3. got my first dslr
  4. got a new hairstyle
  5. found out who my true friends really are
  6. discovered john green and had my life changed by his awesome possum books
  7. discovered (and became obsessed with) kpop and had my life changed by it
  8. won best newcomers at cheer 2009
  9. tried to control my mood swings.. and failed
  10. managed to fail add maths three times in a row
  11. finally decided what i want to do in life
  12. went to europe
  13. became addicted to tumblr
  14. was put through a hell load of stress and survived
  15. went through a very painful experience because of a single person and also survived
  16. lived through one of the shittiest years in my life and STILL survived (I PWNED LIFE :D)
how was YOUR year?
and here's to us because we're going to kick 2010's butt and it will never know what hit it.

kthxbai!

Monday, December 28, 2009

MEMES FTW

Merry (late) Christmas everyone!

super long meme that the hippos dug up last night from my old vox blog LMAO
you can skip this post if you want, i won't blame you.
p/s: i don't think my answers will beat meganbb's tho LOL

1. Who is the last person you held
hands with?
kim hyung june (because he shook my hand. girls, shut up LOL)

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
yes, because i'd be hiding the whole time.

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
yes

4. Have you ever drank milk straight
out of the carton?
chocolate milk counts right?

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
never even been in a spelling bee

6. Do you like somebody right now?
your mother

7. Are you a fast typer?
i guess?

10. Who can you always turn to?
HIPPOS, BFFS <3

11. Whens the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
when i was in bristol and only because there was a bath tub LOL (i'm childish like that)

12. How long until the next thing you really want to do?
uhm, an hour?

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
diluted coke LOL

14. Do you think you're attractive?
i think i'm decent, but not attractive

(where is number 15 and 16) <- good point bb.

17. What do you want for Christmas?
christmas is ovaaah but you could still get me presents and i wouldn't mind :D

18. Do you know the muffin man?
who lives on drury lane?

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
i used to

20. Who wrote the book of love?
your mother

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
any child who hasn't has a life which is not complete

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
sabah? LOL 2 years ago

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
i wish

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
i'm lazy to check but i'm guessing 100+

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
YES HAHAHAHA

26. Plans for tomorrow?
bowling? :/ (which i don't do so uhm, taking pictures of people bowling)

27. What's your middle name, and why?
i haz no middle name

28. Missing someone right now?
maybeeee

29. When was the last time you told some one you love them?
yesterday :)

30. What was the last sport you played?
badminton

31. How are you feeling today?
tired. i just spent the whole day shopping with the mumzy

32. Are you black?
certain parts of me LOL

33. What is your one dream in life?
to be successful

34. What are you looking forward to?
being legal!

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
been there, done that. i even crawled through a gate LMAO

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
don't mind trying LOL

38. Can you handle the truth?
i guess

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
MEGANBB, WHAT BOOK IS THIS LOL

40. What 3 things do you always bring
with you to places?
phone, wallet, sanitizer

41. Any cool scars?
well, i had stitches on my chin LOL

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
your mother.

43. Who cares?
your mother.

44. What do you do when no one is
watching?
headbang LOL

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
once every two days? :/

47. Is there something you want that
you can't have?
not just one

48. Three things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
hair, face, clothes (yes, i said clothes)

49. Who are you thinking about right now?
your mother. (i really should stop this)

50. Who did you last hug?
michelle

52. Where is your phone?
next to me

53. What was the last thing you ate?
mashed potato from popeye's <3

54. What's your favorite color?
red :D

55. Last movie in theaters you watched?
uhm, i think it was mulan

56. What song do you currently hear?
neoragooooooooooooo~

57. What do you want?
a lot of things

59. What t.v. show are you watching?
how can i be watching tv when i'm doing this? oh wait, i can be but you know, my computer isn't near a tv

60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
my mother

xx.

1: Be invisible or be able to fly?
fly

2: Be rich or good looking?
as meganbb said, you didn't say rich and ugly :P

3: Be small and fast or big and slow?
small and fast lah duh ==

4: Have a lightsaber or a hoverboard?
since i can already fly (theoretically) i would like a lightsaber plox

5: Read minds or have a time machine?
READ MINDS :D please do not relate me to edward cullen in any way tho

6: Be a hacker or a bank robber?
hacker, so i can see all the naughty things you're doing :P

7: Be tough or nice?
i haz no idea

8. Talented or clever?
talented

9: Have friends or a sweet car?
friends ftw

10: Breathe underwater or see in the dark?
breathe underwater

11: Have a good body or be a good lover?
can i have both? :D i've been good this year LOL

12: Have a better memory or have more experiences?
better memory

13: Have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
your mother :P
i'm sorry, but its amusing LOL

14: Nite or Night?
night. i am a friggin spelling/grammar nazi

15: Be shy or have bad breath?
shy

16: Bruce lee or jackie chan?
JACKIE CHAN FTW

17: Die by falling off a roller coaster or by being lit on fire?
falling

18: Die by drowning or by being buried alive?
drowning.

19: Own a big cabin in the rockies or a small apartment in new york city?
small apartment. i cannot live without civilization LOL

20: Grow two feet or shrink two feet?
i'd like to stay this way but shrinking a few inches sideways would be nice :D

21: Snore or talk while sleeping?
snoring disturbs people but talking can lead to weird things LOL I DOWAN TO ANSWER

22: Get five piercings or five tattoos?
i've already had five piercings :D

23: Forget your name or everyone else's?
everyone else's LOL

24: Be stranded on an island with a enemy or with your lover?
lover la ==

25: Have wheels instead of legs or wings instead of arms?
wheels. i still want to be able to do normal things with my hands okay LOL

26: Change your past or know your future?
future

27: Power to calm everyone down or get them?
get them to what? LOL

28: Always lose or never play?
50/50

29: Know it all or have it all?
i can haz both?

xx.

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
here

2. Who will be your next kiss?
i know you're expecting this.
your mother.

3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes, a floppy disk LOL

4. When was the last time you went to the mall?
about two hours ago

5. Are you wearing socks right now?
why would i be wearing socks?

6. When was the last time you went out of the state?
few weeks back

7. Have you been to the movies in the last week?
nopeee

8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
coke

9. What are you wearing right now?
ELMO :D

10. What was your last purchase?
board shorts

11. Last food you ate?
durian cream puff

12. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
why are you asking this again ==

13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
loads

14. Do you have a pet?
no

15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
cheer 2009 LOL

16. What is your favorite class?
naptime :D (which is whenever i want LOL)

17. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
your mother's bed HAHAHAHAH

18. What is the last thing you've purchased online?
nothing LOL i have never shopped online, i am a loser. shut up.

20. What's your favorite soup?
mushroom <3

21. Do you miss anyone?
YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAH OMG SORRY THIS IS SO AMUSING

22. Last play you saw?
we will rock you

23. What are your plans for the day?
eat, sleep, be lazy

24. Who is the last person you've sent testimonial on FRIENDSTER?
i don't know but the last time i checked friendster, they tried becoming facebook LOL
FAIL FRIENDSTER, FAIL

25 . Have you ever gone for a camp?
yes

26. Were you an honor roll student in school?
i wish. no wait, i don't. I DUNNO LAH LOL

27.What do you know about the future?
i will die LMAO

28.Are you wearing any perfume or cologne now
yes (i just got back from shopping, who wears perfume at home for no reason?)

30. Where is your best friend located?
kelana jaya, bukit damansare & scattered all over happy gardens/old klang road

31. Do you have a car?
underage

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
27?

33. Do you hate people?
who doesn't?

34. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
3 piercings, i want a tattoo soon :D

35. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
what ==

36. How do you like your soda?
cold? LOL

37. Do you like hot sauce?
if it's sexy LMAO

38. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday afternoon (i just got back from shopping, toilet is occupied. shut up LOL)

39. Who do you like/love?
loads of people, they know who they are

41. Are you someone's best friend?
YES LOL

42. What's the last TV show you
watched?
grey's anatomy

43. Are you addicted to a certain kind
of gum?
YES, THE ONE WITH JUICE INSIDE LOL

Thursday, December 24, 2009

merry christmas!

i love christmas :)
p/s: aliabb, your arashi clock is with megan so it couldn't make it into the picture :(

CHRISTMAS IS HEREEEE!
went on an express christmas shopping spree yesterday LOL finished up everything in about 3 hours or so.
am i awesome or what? :D

also went to kate's awesome 16th birthday party.
check out the pictures here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D

kthxbai!

Friday, December 18, 2009

pedophilia

i can haz theez boi plox?

i am a pedophile, shut up LOL
my life in bullet points because bullet points pwns everything.
  • sitting in front of the laptop (because my computer still isn't working) and soaking up computer rays
  • coming online just cos i need my purdy azn boiz fix on tumblr/youtube and to check if my bbs are online (i honestly don't do anything else)
  • weird sleeping patterns ==
  • I HAVE NOT DONE ANY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING *DIES*
  • form 5 in less than a month (because i am lazy to count the days)
  • drowning myself in nicholas sparks (because he pwns too)
  • being a pedophile because of that kiut little thing up there ^
  • talking in lolzspk too much (because it pwns too)
  • project wall of awesome in my room (details later in the post)
  • watching project for awesome :D
yes, this is my life right nao.
i am a loser, shut up.

SOO WHAT IS PROJECT WALL OF AWESOME?!
well, meganbb started her very own wall of awesome in her room so i decided to do one as well on the wall next to my bed.
and it will be covered in posters, quotes, movie tickets, concert tickets, my boarding pass from amsterdam (lulz), pictures and whatever else i find awesome.
any ideas would be nice :D

p/s: if you do not know what project for awesome is, YOU are the loser. GOOGLE IT!

kthxbai.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Joseph Ducreux FTW


i'm sure most of you know about joseph ducreux memes now right? lulz.
if you don't, joseph ducruex is the guy in the picture and there's an olden day version of song lyrics in the picture.
so, translate that into modern day language.
WHO CAN GUESS THE SONG?!

socially awkward hippos ftw

AUTHOR'S NOTE: You'd probably not want to read this post because it might bore you to death but go ahead anyway so you can laugh at megan chng's fails :)

roughly 8 hours (i'm too lazy to actually find out the actual times) of unfiltered hippo today ♥ ♥ ♥

what we did?
kinokuniya to check out purdy azn boiz, find alia who was lost at the entrance (rofl), delifrance for brunch along with awesomesauce random conversations including cute undies that were indeed present the whole time, kinokuniya again but this time to squee at purdy azn boiz, to the playground for more awesomesauce bonding time and then off to british council.

Miz Chngae had three total fails today :) reblogging from alia cos she does it better than me.

Three moments of Megan Fails:

1. Because we are best friends and therefore telepathically connected, we stalked her up the staircase to her classroom at British Council. We here means Lydia and myself, with our dork levels super high thanks to being surrounded by so many intelligent brains. Of course we are the only teenagers in the world who would think, "Ooh! We have two hours of free time! Let's explore British Council! 8D" Bb I love you. =D Anyway, here's a point to be taken- the walls of the classrooms are made of glass. So Lydia and I stand outside Megan's class, and, like, you know, put our stalking faces on. xD ..She doesn't see us. She runs out (barefoot!), looks at something on the wall, runs back in.... and still doesn't see us. I can't remember what exactly we said (somewhere between a yell and a laugh, lol), but she finally turns around and says, says, says, "Eh?"

If you weren't so smart, I'd call you an airhead. :3

2. Exploring British Council took up all of fifteen minutes, so there was still a lot of time left. Naturally, being the Cool and Hip kids that we are, we gravitate towards the nearest air-conditioned place; Coffee Bean. Lyds treated me to a muffin. And we proceeded to.. squee. It is unfortunate, but there is really no other word for it. Then, at three thirty, lo and behold Miss Megan walks into Coffee Bean for a break. SHE DOES NOT SEE US. WE WERE SITTING AT THE WINDOW WTF MEGAN. She then proceeds to walk back out, STILL NOT SEEING US.

We then watched and laughed while she walked the wrong direction on her way back.

So, yeah, I called her before she could go back up to her classroom and she was like, "Eh?"

:facepalms with Lyds:

3. It's time for the Hippo Day to end, saaadly. Afraid Abang Yanto would arrive before Megan came down, we decided to save time by going straight to the British Council building instead. We were sitting on the sofas near the information counter, in plain sight of the staircase.

Anybody want to take a guess at what Megan Chng does as she passes where we were sitting?

If you answered "walk right past us again", YOU ARE CORRECT. No prizes given, sorry. :p

So I call her again, and this time, she does NOT say "Eh?" but opts for a more complete sentence which was- "OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU GUYS AGAIN DIDN'T I."

*
we still love you, bb :)
but i still can't believe you walked the wrong way to go back to class :P

time spent in coffee bean was for even more squeeing and almost tears as me and alia exchanged stories about arashi, super junior, korea, japan, england and our trip around the world (hopefully)
we actually took turns to talk about arashi and super junior, no joke lulz.

and we bought a journal from kinokuniya that's so pretty (<3) that shall be the travelling pants of the socially awkward hippos for the year of 2010.
i sense an awesomesauce year coming up.

we haz to do this again okay guuiseee? :D

wow, wordy poooost. awesome possum.

kthxbai!

Monday, December 14, 2009

to megan chng mei kuen

  1. because you're one of my best friends
  2. because you're awesome
  3. because you make me laugh
  4. because you're a cheerleader and yet you don't have an IQ of an ostrich
  5. because you could kick the hulk's sorry green ass
  6. because you put up with my constant obsession with super junior
  7. because without you, i probably wouldn't be sane right now
  8. because you agreed to be a part of our socially awkward group, without hesitation
  9. because you make my day
  10. because you have such a gorgeous personality
  11. because you are beautiful, in every single way possible
  12. because i love you :)
  13. because you rock my totally boring world
  14. because you deserved to be loved
  15. because you put up with my lame ass puns
  16. because you are megan chng mei kuen.
kthxbai!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Christmas!

so i haz my christmas wishlist :D surprisingly its not much this year. so here it is:
  1. dear john by nicholas sparks I BOUGHT IT MYSELF LULZ
  2. the twishite saga: new moan
  3. super junior's super show 2 photobook and dvd
  4. anything at all related to super junior lulz
  5. 2010 year planner
  6. mph vouchers :D
  7. clothes, because a girl can never have enough
  8. a light saber, i kid you not
  9. paper towns by john green
  10. a dream catcher
and i can't think of anything else LOL
but if you are getting me something *hint hint*, anything you'd think i like would do :)

kthxbai!

*

two more!
  1. stationery (post-its, sharpies, pilot pens, A LOT OF REFILLS LOL)
  2. the last song by nicholas sparks
*

i haz more!
  1. super junior's super show dvd
  2. let it snow by john green, maureen johnson and lauren myracle
i don't think you guys are actually gonna get me the suju stuff right?
but a girl can dream :)
(i know i am obsessed, shut up.)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

OHAI

helloooo to my non-existant readers.
i got back from england on sunday evening and i'm jetlagged right now T_T
my computer screen is out right now so i can't use the desktop which means i can't use photoshop which means no pictures till its fixed. so be a little patient okaaaay?
besides that, i have 922 pictures to go through *dies*

england was absolutely amazing. everything there is so pretty and green and the sky is so blue omg.
i'm thinking of studying in bristol if i can :D

NOW I'LL USE BULLET POINTS FOR WHERE I WENT WHILE I WAS THERE
  • Bristol Cathedral (which was absolutely beautiful)
  • Bath
  • Oxford Street
  • Buckingham Palace (the guards weren't wearing the funny hats :( )
  • Big Ben
  • Kensington Gardens, Hyde Park and St. James Park (OMG THE DUCKS, THE OTHER BIRDS THE SQUIRRELS SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
  • London Eye (awesome possum but it was raining)
  • Dominion Theatre TO WATCH A FREAKING MUSICAL!
  • Kensington Palace (where Queen Victoria, Queen Elizabeth and Princess Diana stayed)
  • British Museum (which was so huge i don't even think we covered a quarter of it)
that should be about it. i spent about rm600 there, teehee.
so wait for the pictures okay?

kthxbai!Bulleted List