Just a short update with three videos and a picture.
Oh oh, I CHANGED MY BLOGSKIN!
Stating the obvious, but whatever xD
Comments, yeah (: Please and thank you.
Vlog #1 at tuition.
It was Sejarah, we were bored out of our minds.
The teacher wasn't even teaching.
He Fa was teaching LOL
Vlog #2 (No, I'm not gonna start vlogging. This was just random cos Michx has started and she wanted to do it)
The video I promised you ages ago.
The sleepover before Exhibition Day.
We were making the Spanish drink (horchatas) and it was a very obscene thing.
With my darling co-captain, Per Li.
I look horrifyingly ugly next to her.
That woman is so photogenic, its not funny.
But whatever, its the only picture I have with her LOL!
Uhm.. yeah..
Three videos and one picture!
p/s: I NEED FREAKING PHOTOSHOP, DAMN IT!
OH OH OH ONE MORE THING! I HAVE GOT JOKES!
Blonde jokes
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is
farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Hellooooooooo, can you see
Florida?????'
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.. She tells the
mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
today you expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts,
'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and
siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'
