Letter

Dear Kar Lei

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it on the first of may at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will always remember a new life as a clone. Greetings to your frog Leonard

Lydia
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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I tag:
Michelle! Whoever found this amusing

HSM 3 FTW!

HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! Lulz.
Picture loaded update todaaayy.

GUESS WHO IS IN KAY ELLE BABY?!
DARREN DIEWO AKA MIRI BOY!
Haha, wtf is wrong with me? -____________________-"
Anyway, I webcammed with him yesterday and took some pictures of the adorable boy.
He's so cute he makes me wanna kidnap him T_T

Introducing, the many faces of Darren Diewo.
Okay not faces lah.

Smiley Darren.

I-dunno-what-expression-is-this Darren.

I-want-to-show-off-my-Nike-shoes Darren.

I-am-watching-tv Darren.

And toga Darren! AHAHAHAHAH

Went to Mid Valley today to catch a movie with the BFF's. (Not including Jo Lynn)

Reached around 11AM with Michx and collected movie tickets.
Walked around and ended up in Secret Recipe for cakes.

Pretty chandelier.

I love that top, I love this picture.
Teehee (:

My durian cheesecake WHICH WAS AWESOME *cough*

Michx's New York cheesecake.

TOLD YOU IT WAS AWESOME LOOK AT MY FACE!

In the end both of us couldn't finish cos we got jelak after awhile.


The unfinished cakes in all their glory.

Went into MPH after that.
I am in need of good books to help me survive the next two months.
I WANT SO MANY BOOKS T_T

Met up with Rachel and Kate.
Went up to the arcade and we raced cars HAHAHA
Its damn fun and Kate kept losing :p
Headed to food court for lunch, yada yada yada.

Rachel enjoying her lunch.
Heck, why am I even posting this picture up? :/

After we finished, we decided to waste more money and went to the Jusco arcade.
Rachel and Kate played this horse racing game.

Nah, picture.


Nah, video.

Played more games and wasted more money.
God, put me in an arcade and I'll spend all my money ._.

Rachel and Kate being childish playing the kiddy air hockey.
THEY ACTUALLY PLAYED IT OKAY!
I have the video but I am so god damn lazy to upload it.

Went to the cinema around 2.20PM and we watched.. *DENG DENG DENG*

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3! :DD

No no, wait. According to our tickets, we watched..

Igh School Musical 3! LOL

It was awesome.
Better than the first two movies put together.
Okay, better than the first movie, WAY WAY better than the second movie.
The second movie was dumb ==

There are more duets and solos in this one and and and CORBIN BLEU SANG A DUET TOO :D
Lucas Grabeel is hot *swoons*
Yeah so anyway, go watch it because it is SO worth it.
I'm gonna watch it again too!

Went to Toys R Us after the movie for the fun of it.
They had loads of Halloween stuff around.
This is what we did with those Halloween stuff.

Kill Michx. (Not literally you bozos)

And be stupid.
But after that the lady told us we couldn't take pictures. PFFFFFFFFT
We also played with puppets HAHAHAHA

Walked around more after that and went to Baskin Robbins cos Michx and Kate wanted to eat ice-cream.

Michx and her overpriced almost RM15 double scoop ice-cream.

Michx being vain.
Heck, that isn't even a powder compact, its my contact lens compact.
And she wasn't actually being vain, I lied.
Wtf, so lame -.-

Then, Michx tries to feed Rachel ice-cream.


But she ends up laughing and the spoon stays in Rachel's mouth like displayed in the picture above LOL

The camwhoring begins.




Kate and her hoodie -.-"

I love this!
Credits to Michx :D

Then we moved to another place (opposite Mid cos my dad was picking us up) and the camwhoring continued.


Kate's bad photography.

Rachel's bad photgraphy.


GROUP PICTURE :D

The end.

Oh oh, random pictures!

Albino peacock!
PRETTY SOMEONE GET IT FOR ME!

LAUGH :D

Credits to Michx for some of the pictures.

Primary days

I never thought I'd say this..
but life sucks after PMR, seriously.
Its really boring because there's nothing to do and I feel extremely useless.
So, if the holidays are boring, I have nothing to blog about.
And there's nothing to do in school, so I think I'll skip the rest of this week.
But I have to go next week cos I volunteered to do a mural == damn smart right.

OKAY, THANKS TO CHERYL I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY.
She sent me pictures from our primary school days T_T

Miss Cheryl Lai.
Damn it, I miss you lah.

HAHAHA WHAT THE HELL LAH OKAY

Before a performance.
Kar Lei, I am SOOOO sorry xD

I look so.. BLEAGH AHAHAHAH

I miss Standard 6 :/

p/s I've finished reading Breaking Dawn. Its not that bad, but not what I expected. Finished it in like 7-8 hours. Haven't beaten my New Moon record of 6 hours. I think I'll try that another day LOL

[EDIT]
I totally forgot.

CONGRATS TO D*STARZ FOR GETTING NINTH PLACE THIS YEAR!
(I know its outdated, but all of us just found out LOL)

Check it out here: http://thestar.com.my/cheer/placing.asp
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Whoo!

EET IS FAINELEE OVAAAAAH!
CAN YOU SMELL SWEET SWEET FREEDOM?! Lulz.

So let's see.

PMR DAY ONE
BM paper one - Normal. Some tough questions here and there but I think I should get at least above 25. Hoping :/

BM P2 - Ringkasan was normal
- Bahagian B was crappy as always
- Bahagian C not too bad
- HAHAH WTF LATAR TEMPAT

PMR DAY TWO
English P1 - Like kacang only. Wtf, I was going through my paper for like half an hour after I finished it because the invigilator kept staring at me :/

English P2 - Speeeeech, omg, SPEEECH. Haha, it was fineeee.
- I always sucked at summaries :/
- Important event. I wrote about Robinson Crusoe, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

Science P1 - Normal. Tough questions and easy questions MEHH

Science P2 - OMG WTF IS THIS LAH NO EXPERIMENTS SCREW YOU Q'S NOT SCIENTIFIC ALSO!

PMR DAY THREE
Maths P1 - I was panicking before exam because I SUCK AT MATHS!
- Open question paper.. "Oh okay, can do." *reaches middle* "WHY SO EASY ?!"

Maths P2 - Exactly like P1. I was wondering whether they were trick questions or not.

Sejarah - I do not wanna talk about it. This is the only paper I'm really worried about

PMR DAY FOUR
KH - I loveeeee KH. It was easier than school exams lah I guess. Some tough questions but should be alright.

PMR DAY FIVE
Geografi - Its boring, but its easy to score. The hard questions were really hard, easy questions were obvious. Should be fine.

TEEEHEEE PMR IS OVEEEERR!

Came back from school, came online. Made last minute decision to go to Mid with Michx, Jen Ai & Jeremy.
Watched "The House Bunny"
Its reaaaallyy nice and a little touching. Recommended :)

Oh oh, while buying tickets bumped into Noelle and Poh Yee.
Had lunch and they came to the same place just before we were leaving LOL
Walked around, and while coming out of a shop I saw this group of people and one of the girls looked familiar so I was thinking "Is that Qui Nee ah? OMG IT IS" and she was with Cheryl and Christine.
Then I shouted out loud "THERE! *points at them*"
Cheryl and Qui Nee came running and HUGGING REUNION and Christine was like stone and schocked. She was like "*hand on chest* Omg, I didn't see you guys there!" Lulz.
Talked about PMR sikit sikit. Then they had to go to Gardens for something HAHAHAHAH
I miss you guys :/ MUST GO OUT THIS HOLS!

I guess that's it for now. Such a wordy post :D

Pure mental retardation

Okay okay, I know what you people reading my blog must be wondering..
WHY THE HELL IS THIS GIRL STILL BLOGGING WHEN SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING?!
Good question, I'm asking myself too ==

I iz hopeless, I tell you.
I have an attention span of an ostrich.
I have no idea why i just compared myself to an ostrich.
Do ostriches have short attention spans?
Must go google it.
*smacks head* I've begun rambling RAWR
SEE WHAT IT DOES TO YOU?!
Form 2 students, you guys better start now before you suffer like me T_T

Okay so, anyway I don't even know why I'm blogging, wtf.
Its [P]ure [M]ental [R]etardation.
See, its already taking over me.
Its so bad, it even became the new "OMG" for us Hippos.
That reminds me, go read the hippo blog.
EET EES BEING REVAIVED!

I better stop now before I kill all of you.

p/s: GOOD LUCK TO ALL PMR CANDIDATES :D Keep praying!

SEE SO COLOURFUL GIVE MOTIVATION AND MAKE YOU HAPPY HAHAHAHAH
My sanity ran away, pfft.

8 days ZOMG

Hello readers.
Random update to make sure blog isn't dead.
LIKE ZOMG PMR IN EIGHT DAYS RAWRMOOQUACKCOCKLEDOODLEDOO
Lol, okay I lost my sanity.

PICTURES!
Camwhored few days back.




And other useless pictures.

So yesterday and today, my tuition held a seminar for PMR students.
And it was awesome!
The teachers were really good and got loads of tips!
Oh oh, and it was at APIIT college and the class is so cool! Bahahahahah wtf is wrong with me -.-


It was actually four of us in the picture, but Michx was looking at her phone and Rachel sesat so I cropped it out.

My tummy T_T


In the class.

AND PICTURE OF THE WEEK!
I iz so sorry Megan.

Megan did this when I showed her..


this.
LOL! It doesn't move here but the actual thing stares at you and then its eyes grow bigger and bigger and bigger and.. you get the idea.
Megan thought it was gonna go "STARESTARESTARERAAAAAAWWWRRR!


I got tagged by Rianne ages ago so I'm just gonna do it for the sake of it.

3 Golden Rules.
a) State 15 weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself.
b) The 10 people I tag are to then to follow my footsteps and write their own 15 weird things or habits or little known facts.
c) No tag backs.

1. When I listen to songs, I try to relate it to my life no matter what the lyrics are.
2. When I'm in the toilet, I'm scared to close my eyes.
3. I think guys who wear formal are so smexy ;)
4. I can never stick to one thing for too long.
5. I don't like cats cos Charmaine's cat scratched me :/
6. I love to smile to myself (whether there's a reason or not) and see people get confused.
7. I thought Santa Claus was real till I was about 13. I dunno whether I still think the same thing
8. I used to think boys were just girls only weirder xD
9. I like crying, it makes me feel good eventho I cried cos of something bad.
10. I randomly go into a dance whenever I'm out.
11. I like certain types of pain
12. I always think about how it feels like to cut yourself
13. I think I almost became anorexic, ALMOST!
14. I love to scratch nail polish, whether its my own hands or someone else's (OKAY NOT WEIRD BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE)
15. I still love Barney :D

And I am tagging the following persons :
Whoever wants to do this